Sometimes I eat weird food for lunch.
Maybe it's not weird enough for you.
But it's weird to me.
1/4 Cooked Chicken
1 Side of cooked greenbeans -clearly cooked in butter and onions
1 Side of sweet-ass macaroni and cheese
1 Cup of homemade chicken soup
1 Small piece of foccacia bread
1/2 Vegan “Cowboy” cookie with coconut, choc.chips, nuts
Earl Gray Tea with gigantic tea bag
Samples of bread & olive oil/truffle oil
“Strong” Fairway coffee with soymilk and splendas
Large sloppy cranberry scone sticky with sugar and jam
2 “Sassy Slider” turkey burger sliders with ketchup, mustard, pickles and onions- made to order
Boars head Ham - sliced thick
Alpine Lace Swiss Cheese - few slices
$0.50 Roll from Supermarket
Free packet of mayonaise - Helmans
Spoon of Organic Unsweetened Peanut Butter
Weird Carbonated Coffee Flavored Drink Sample
Blondie low in calorie sample
Olive Oil Sample
Tiny Pieces of Bread
Carbonated White Grape Flavored Drink Sample
Free cup of Coffee from Whole Foods
4 pc. chicken nuggets from McDonalds
Small Fry from Mcdonalds
Small Diet Coke from McDonalds
Pumpkin and Pecan Scone from Whole Foods
Olive Oil Samples
Can of Pepsi
Everything Bagel toasted with butter
Granola Bar - 25% less sugar - cookies and creme flavor
Frannie Nolan coffee - because it’s cold, coffee will always warm you up.
I have not been having a “weird” lunch lately because I keep going to subway or quiznos for lunch and spending a ton of money on a sloppily put together sandwich and salty chips.
Have no fear- more weird lunches ahead!
Under $1:
1 toasted Cinnamon Rasin Bagel
Skippy whipped peanut butter
Schmear of Welch’s grape jelly
Shitty Chinese Lunch Pick 2 with fried rice
Med. Earl Gray
$4.00 Pizza with mushrooms and pepperoni
Large pepermint tea